Why Isn't My Business Showing Up on Google?
A custom website audit that tells you exactly what's broken and what to fix first.
You Googled your business name last week.
Scrolled.
Kept scrolling.
Your competitors showed up. Some random blog showed up. A Yelp page from 2019 showed up.
You? Page 8 (aka the witness protection program of the internet).
And it feels personal — because you have a website. You paid for it. You update it. You even installed that SEO plugin everyone raves about.
So why are you invisible?
Here’s The Truth About Showing Up In Search:
Your website isn't broken.
Your business isn't failing.
You just can't see what Google sees.
And every time you try to fix it yourself, you get 47 different answers from people who sound very confident and completely contradict each other.
Use keywords. Don't keyword stuff. Write blogs. Blogs are dead. Install this plugin. Plugins don't work. Add schema. ...What's schema?
Cool. Super helpful.
What Actually Happens When You Can't Show Up
You keep working. Keep posting. Keep hoping something will click.
Your competitors — who aren't doing anything genius — continue showing up ahead of you.
And you start wondering: Is my website broken? Did I get scammed? Am I just bad at this?
Spoiler: None of those.
You're invisible because Google ranks sites based on a bunch of things you probably don't even know exists.
And if it's not set up right? Doesn't matter how good your business is.
You're just... not there.
What If Someone Just Told You What's Wrong?
Not in some 40-page PDF full of jargon.
Not as a setup for a $5K pitch.
Just:
"Here's what's blocking you. Here's what to fix first. Here's what you can stop Googling at midnight."
That's this.
Here’s What You Get:
A custom SEO audit of your website — the same diagnostic Google uses to decide who ranks.
I'll show you:
✓ Why you're not showing up (the actual technical blocks)
✓ What's working (so you don't break the good stuff)
✓ What to fix first (prioritized by impact)
✓ What doesn't matter (so you can stop spiraling)
Delivered in 2-3 business days.
No upsell pitch. No "let's hop on a call." Just a report you can actually use.
This Is For You If:
You have a website but nobody finds it
You tried the SEO tips and nothing moved
Your competitors show up and you have no idea why
You want to fix this yourself but need to know what actually matters
You're thinking about hiring help but want to understand the problem first
This Isn't For You If:
You don't have a website yet
You're already ranking and just want to rank higher
You want someone to fix everything for you (this is diagnostic, not done-for-you)
How It Works
You purchase the audit.
You send your website URL.
I review your site and prepare your report.
You receive it in 2-3 business days with clear explanations and next steps.
That’s it.
No follow-up pressure.
No surprise pitch.
Why It’s $59
Because you've probably already spent more than that on plugins, courses, or freelancers who disappeared.
This isn't a commitment. It's a custom map.
Some people use it to DIY their fixes. Some use it to finally understand what they're paying for. Some just want to stop feeling like they're yodeling from the mountain top and customers still aren’t finding them.
All valid.
Stop Guessing. Start Fixing.
One payment. No upsells. Delivered in 2-3 days.
Questions You're Probably Asking
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Not by itself. It shows you what's blocking you. Then you can fix it yourself or hire someone who knows what they're doing.
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The report tells you what to fix and why — but not step-by-step instructions (every platform is different). Use it to guide your own work or brief a developer. If you want help implementing, we can talk separately.
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Nope. You get the full report. Some people hire me after. Some don't. No pressure. No "just circling back!" emails.
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It’s built for small businesses, local brands, and service providers who want to improve their search visibility and get more traffic.
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Just your website URL.
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2-3 business days.
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You’ll have a clearer understanding of how your site is being read — and what’s worth focusing on next.
If questions come up, you’re welcome to reach out. And if you decide you want support beyond the report, we can talk through options then.
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One Last Thing
If you’ve been carrying this low-level frustration for a while, it’s not because you missed something obvious.
It’s because no one sat down and explained it clearly.
This audit exists to do exactly that.
One-time audit. No ongoing commitment.